Quotes About Pets

Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner.

Most pets display so many humanlike traits and emotions it's easy to forget they're not gifted with the English language and then get snubbed when we talk to them and they don't say anything back.

My dog Jake ran up to Dolly Parton, and he put his nose up her skirt. We were like, 'Oh my God, don't do that.' I didn't know Dolly, and she said, 'Watch out there little doggie, don't start something you can't finish.'

I have one chocolate Lab named Jasmine. I also had a rat named Sky.

I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night, or a dog of some kind to act pleased when you come in. You ever notice how a hotel room feels so lifeless?

I grew up with dogs Aspins and purebreds eating, sitting and sleeping side by side with us.

So often animals come into shelters where their owners have passed away. And they've been perfect pets for most of their lives. So there's an adult animal sitting in a cage that's completely trained, sleeps through the night, is past that puppy stage.

Pre-competition rituals include nap time, because when competition rolls around, I'm a sloth. I also FaceTime my dogs.

It seems like all the good looking people have smaller dogs these days. Especially for the women, because they always come in with their little Chihuahuas and the guys come in with their Golden Retrievers.

Now people who keep fish disturb me the most, if I'm totally honest. They always smell a bit like fish food and they know just a bit too much about eels.

I could never date a guy with a pet snake.

Snakes are very low maintenance. I just have to give them meat and water.

I snap with my mom. It was a great way for me to see my dog when I was in college. We send selfies, too.

Don't cry, it distracts the dog." "I can't help it," she replied. "Then cry," he sighed. "But explain the historical context.

As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again.

I love cats. I've had cats as pets.

I don't smoke, I try to eat right, and I love doing yoga and going for hikes with my dog.

Sometimes, when I clean a kill, I feed Buttercup the entrails. He has stopped hissing at me. Entrails. No hissing. This is the closest we will ever come to love.

I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys.

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.

Being able to feel love, loyalty, gratitude and happiness means you have a soul? Then all my pets are bound for heaven.

Dogs are angels full of poop.

Marilyn, I have a wife and family and a dog and a cat.

Dixie, Trixie, Buster, Sonny, Polly! — Sounds like four dogs and a parrot.