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Quotes About Pets

when I am feeling low all i have to do is watch my cats and my courage returns
~ Charles Bukowski
The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you'll live ten times longer than if you have ten. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever.
~ Charles Bukowski
when I am feeling low all I have to do is watch my cats and my courage returns.         I study these creatures.         they are my teachers.
~ Charles Bukowski
I am sad for the dead and I am sad for the living but not for my 5 cats
~ Charles Bukowski
Having a bunch of cats around is good. If you're feeling bad, you just look at the cats, you'll feel better because they know that everything is just as it is. There's nothing to get excited about. They just know. They're saviours.
~ Charles Bukowski
Further on, he adds, that dogs, when feeling affectionate, lower their ears in order to exclude all sounds, so that their whole attention may be concentrated on the caresses of their master! Dogs have another and striking way of exhibiting their affection, namely, by licking the hands or faces of their masters.
~ Charles Darwin
Then a homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something that I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there?
~ Chelsea Handler
There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.
~ Chelsea Handler
I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with dog parties, and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people.
~ Chelsea Handler
A homeless man with a dog approached us and put his hand out. This happens to be something I have a real problem with: homeless people with pets who approach you for food. How can they have the nerve to beg for food when they have a perfectly delicious dog standing right there? I didn't care if this guy understood English or not. Tell me when you're out of dog, buddy. Then we can talk about splitting a falafel.
~ Chelsea Handler
I wish Chunk was here to see this' 'If Chunk was here, he would be dead by now, Hannah declared. 'Who's Chuck?' Rex asked. As if I would name my dog Chuck. Sometimes I found Rex to be so stupid. 'It's Chunk, like chunky peanut butter. Chunk. He's my dog. He's amazing and he's dignified. He's got more dignity in one of his paws than Shakira does in her entire left hip.
~ Chelsea Handler
The trouble with my wife began when she needed Jesus and I needed a cat.
~ Chris Fabry
I could not write without my dog, Rhoda, a Lab-chow mix.
~ Mary Gordon
Yes I love cats, I love dogs, I love all animals - anything on four legs with fur on more or less qualifies.
~ Princess Michael of Kent
By showing myself being out with my dog or playing sports, it motivates people to get active.
~ Mikhail Varshavski
The trouble with sleeping with kittens is (and there is NO WAY I could ever have known this) – kittens have fleas.
~ Kes Gray
If just half the Americans already getting a dog went the shelter route, then statistically speaking, every cage in US animal control facilities could be emptied. Right now.
~ Kim Kavin
When you have a cat you assume certain responsibilities that, in a spiritual sense, transcend those of a marital or a business relationship.
~ Kinky Friedman
I love animals and feel very strongly that people should not be allowed to buy a pet if they are not able to look after it.
~ Kirsty Gallacher
When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.
~ Kristan Higgins
WAKE UP around three in the morning, knowing immediately that Colonel has died.
~ Kristan Higgins
Blue rolled onto his back, letting them know he was available for tummy-scratching any time.
~ Kristan Higgins
I couldn't believe this. My first very good friend had run off to Japan and never written me and now my second very good friend had stolen my cat.
~ Kristen Tracy
My thinking-of-kitties smile!
~ Carlton Mellick III