Quotes About Pets

Dogs have hair. Cats, fur. Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr. I say: No contest.

Si eres alérgico a algo es mejor no ponértelo en la boca, sobretodo si ese algo son los gatos.

All my freakouts have been pretty private and directed at family pets and/or people I have been dating for too short a time to freak out at in that way.

Cats... With those eyes, they can melt your heart

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.

I don't remember any blue poodles.

The more we learn of the true nature of non-human animals, especially those with complex brains and corresponding complex social behavior, the more ethical concerns are raised regarding their use in the service of man -- whether this be in entertainment, as pets, for food, in research laboratories, or any of the other uses to which we subject them.

A new pet given to a bereaved individual has saved more people from needing heart operations than any physician.

Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. How does he always get food stuck to him? I asked Morelli. I don't know, Morelli said. It's a Bob mystery. I think stuff falls out of his mouth and he rolls in it. I'm not sure. -Morelli And Stephanie

There are lots of things we've never talked about. Such as? Children. Suppose we have children and it turns out we don't like them? If we can like Bob, we can like anything, Morelli said. Bob was in the living room licking lint off the carpet.

Of course when you have a Bob dog everything is dog food.

Hey," I said, "dogs are people, too.

Like I said before, kids were okay from a distance, but I didn't think they'd ever replace hamsters.

Here it is. You think you know someone and then next thing they tell you is that they want a Chihuahua named Chardonnay.

He pooped twice, and I didn't pick it up. My feeling is if God wanted me to pick up dog poop he would have made it look like diamonds and smell like roses.

A while back he dated Lula, but Lula was allergic to his cats, and Tank wasn't giving up his cats for love or money or Lula.

Cats, unlike dogs, are independent creatures. They do not need walking and are content to be alone all day, providing they are fed.

I think human self-hatred may be the great untold story of the millennium. It's the common thread linking deep ecology and animal rights, the love and money we lavish on pets, the uneasy longing for extraterrestrials to be meddling with us.

I stagger out of bed, take the dogs outside, and then I'll get a Diet Coke and a couple of dog biscuits and go upstairs. By the time I've consumed my Diet Coke and had a quick run through the morning email and Twitter feed, I will probably be compos mentis enough to work.

I work with the Humane Society a lot and have three rescue cats.

After working from home with the dogs, Ive learned of the hair splinter: when stiff dog hairs pierce the soles of your feet.

The best thing I ever bought is my dog Stitch. He's the best friend & companion.

I need to be able to be at a gig and just put my bag on the floor and not worry about it being stood on or getting ruined. You want a bag that can go through anything. And a little bit of softness is always lovely. If I don't have a dog, I can just pet my bag!

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.