Quotes About Pets

Howard and I have found that our Bulldog Bianca, and adopted cats Walter, Apple and Leon Bear, enrich our lives so much.

When I left for college, my mom really latched on to the dog; She started buying him little outfits and calling him our brother, but that's as far as it got.

I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!

I remember making my own dog food and feeling very fulfilled by it, then by day four I was over it.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

Eat grass, throw up. Doesn't sound like fun, but is.

I have a cockatoo," Willow was saying to Cricket. "Her name is Talkatoo and she's the smartest bird in the world SUNDEW STOP LAUGHING AT ME." She shoved Sundew's shoulder affectionately. "I was only a little older than

She wished she could be out in the sunshine with a book and a kitten

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

Other useful commands to teach your dog are 'stay,' 'heel,' 'remove your snout from that person's groin,' 'stop humping the Barcalounger,' 'do not bark violently for two hours at inanimate objects such as a flowerpot,' ' do not eat poop,' and 'if you must eat poop, then at least refrain from licking my face afterward'.

Thank God for dog lovers.

Feral hamsters are not pets. They mean business.

Quando il piccolo uomo se ne fu andato, Ross si riempì nuovamente la pipa, l'accese e tornò al suo libro. Tabitha Bethia gli saltò in grembo e lui non la spinse via, e cominciò invece a massaggiarle un orecchio mentre leggeva.

Christ, I'm afraid of dogs. And I'm talking about all dogs, including Yorkies. You'll hate me, but I don't like pets. Naturally, I don't like being bitten and I hate being shed on, licked, or barked at. On the evolutionary scale, I always regarded all animals as failed humans. I also don't like being sung to by a canary or when fish in a tank look back at me.

You'll hate me, but I don't like pets. Naturally, I don't like being bitten and I hate being shed on, licked, or barked at.

You see these guinea pigs? Well... they'er not dangerous.

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.

For I will consider my Cat Jeoffrey,For he is the servant of the Living God, duly and daily serving him.

Las tardes de Altos de la Cascada se pueblan de vecinos paseando perros en ropa de entrenamiento, con zapatillas con colchón de aire para running o línea sport Brand. O hasta en rollers si están bien entrenados…, los perros.

To anyone who has ever been owned by a cat, it will come as no surprise that there are all sorts of things about your cat you will never, as long as you live, forget. Not the least of these is your first sight of him or her.

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.

Los compañeros perfectos no tienen menos de cuatro patas.

There are dog people and cat people.

If I tried to tell you how much I love my cats, you wouldn't believe me — unless your heart is also meow-shaped and covered in stray fur.