Quotes About Pets

How many cats do you have?" Carly couldn't help but ask. "Oh, only the three right now, the first three I showed you. These others, they've all gone over the Rainbow Bridge." "The Rainbow Bridge?" Carly asked. "Kitty heaven," Hazel whispered. "Oh. I'm sorry for your loss." Carly corrected herself. "Losses.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center.

If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

If your house burns down, rescue the dogs. At least they'll be faithful to you.

There are two kinds of fidelity, that of dogs and that of cats; you, gentleman, have the fidelity of cats who never leave the house.

She's an amazing dog and really inspired everything that's in this book.

Once when I had remarked on the affection quite often found between cat and dog, my friend replied, "Yes. But I bet no dog would ever confess it to the other dogs.

Friendship fills your life with the essence of joy and mutual understanding. And some of the best friends in life have more than two legs.

I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.

My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!"

Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.

The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out.

I always wish my pets could talk, but then I remember all the things I have said and done in front of them.

One cat just leads to another.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

Don't call 'em dogs. Dogs are loyal and they run after balls.

I would recommend to those persons who are inclined to stagnate, whose blood is beginning to thicken sluggishly in their veins, to try keeping four dogs, two of which are puppies.

My Date was waiting for me at the kitchen door, ears perked, tail wagging and bits of wicker clinging to his nose and mouth" --Abby Shaw, Sucker Punched