Quotes About Satire

Mother, who had never missed a chance to fulminate against the evils of our time including privatisation, Jeremy Clarkson, and pay-day loans.

Somebody had written: MEN, which was crossed out and replaced with LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM FOR A PENIS. Under that, the word WOMEN had also been crossed out and replaced with VAGINAL AMERICANS.

We will take a few moments and make fun of religious people, and we do this in love. No, we do, because we love to make fun of religious people.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television'.

Any asshole with a Masters in Social Work can put on a turban and start issuing fatwas about whom you can and whom you can't mail meat to, but it takes real balls to turn a brunette without a cranium into a blond.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself. —James Thurber

As Mark Twain observed, "Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.

Suppose your were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board

There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and finish the farce.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

Bigamy ? It's having one wife too much... ...Monogamy ? It's the same.

Edmonton is not the end of the world but you can certainly see it from there.

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.

We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

Archbishop - A Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.