Quotes About Satire

We have a certain warped sense of humor in Scandinavia, and that is what comes across in the choices in a lot of our movies.

They're always going, don't deal with terrorists. Let's deal with them. What's Allah offering you boys, 100 virgins? We'll give you 50 slags.

These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.

A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?

I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.

That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek.

All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases.

It's terrible to write what are essentially comedies for people with no sense of humor. Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, but observably not.

Barack Obama may be black, but John McCain is the first Albino presidential candidate: he's completely see-through!

Humor is necessary - it allows the reader to come up for air before dunking them under again. I need humor and I need it on the page to keep the reader going.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Soylent Green" No matter how many times I see that movie, I still get a hankerin' for a Big Mac.

I'm over the hill for come-on lines. On a quiet day, I can hear my liver rotting. For exercise, I fall down. ~ Clete

A delightfully droll look at how the other half lives from a pet pooch's point of view.

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

W.S. Gilbert, Patience

Our specialty was exasperated dignity and the discombombulation of Authority.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire.

What life is to humor, humor is to life.

Wit, after all, is the unfailing symptom of intelligence.

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.

The English country-gentleman galloping after a fox — the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.

John Kerry went hunting today. He said he killed a goose. He didn't bring Teresa along because he was a little rusty and he was afraid he might kill the goose that laid the golden egg.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.