Quotes About Satire

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.

Humor is essential to a successful tactician, for the most potent weapons known to mankind are satire and ridicule.

The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.

Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs.

Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.

Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.

Every Joke is a Tiny Revolution

Sometimes I... No, I don't.

Can somebody explain to me why Pepsi and Coke advertise? Are we missing something? Seriously, everyone in this room has drank enough Pepsi and Coke in their lifetime they could piss it for a week.

She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

Satire is moral outrage transformed into comic art.

The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from

I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

Cynicism is the humor of hatred.

Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality.