Quotes About Satire

If cell phones came with a cigarette dispenser, they'd be the greatest stupid invention ever.

Ignore him. He thinks the Last Supper was nachos and Twinkies.

I was arrested today for scalping low numbers at the deli.

A man walks into a bar and says: Take my wife–please. But you take him instead.

Who is he?" "An idiot, said Adrian. "Makes me look like an upstanding member of society.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

After we got rolling, we spent two years on it and it got longer and longer and it turned into a general satire on everything we found frightening and contemptible in the world, political extremes and hate groups of all sorts. It turned into a diatribe against the insanity of the human race.

He said after reading Illuminatus! he laughed so much that he got over his paranoia.

But this later bit of bilocation-by-editing (Welles in Paris prompting Elmyr in Ibiza) also blatantly reminds you of what the editing room suggests: Orson has orchestrated everything to create, not a "normal" documentary, but a satire on the mind-set that believes in documentaries. Just like the "war of the worlds" satirized those who believe in official media versions of the news.

Comedy and horror are opposite sides of the same coin.

Crap in the Cloud. A novel of celestial sewage.

Why don't you just buy me a minivan, zip me into mom jeans, and shoot me in the face - Melanthe the potential Queen of Persuasions:

Wow, he must get more ass than a toilet seat!

Carrowicus much drunkicus or Hot-assicus in my greedy handsicus.

These people [the Christians] watched the Flintstones as if it were a documentary.

People are much too solemn about things - I'm all for sticking pins into episcopal behinds.

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke.

If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.

The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.

No man with a sense of humor ever founded a religion.

Christian - One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.

I believe if I Piss God off one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible