Quotes About Satire

That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.

A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist.

'Respect for religion' has become a code phrase meaning 'fear of religion.' Religions, like all other ideas, deserve criticism, satire, and, yes, our fearless disrespect.

I simply can't make jokes - the default value of every joke is a lie.

Here I saw, with my own eyes, that laughter was the most terrible weapon: you can kill anything with laughter - even murder itself.

What is a miracle?--'Tis a reproach, 'Tis an implicit satire on mankind; And while it satisfies, it censures too.

As we Chinese say, you don't have to pay tax on bullshit. That being so, why not bullshit to the max?

That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention ' it would be funny.

Laughter was the most terrible weapon: you can kill anything with laughter.

The more you know, the more you can make fun of.

I'll do humor about myself, I'll poke fun and everything, but that's me and I can do it to me. I think it's cruel to do it to somebody else.

The satirist is prevented by repulsion from gaining a better knowledge of the world he is attracted to, yet he is forced by attraction to concern himself with the world that repels him.

Texas Senator Ted Cruz said if elected president he would abolish the Department of Education. But not to worry. He promised to replace it with the less expensive Bureau of Book Learning.

Jokes against the legal profession were what the legal profession loved most.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Thank you, Facebook Quizzes, for helping me identify my Disney princess spirit, my old-person name, my mental disorder, and the color of my soul. All in one evening. Best, Ariel Harriet Schizophrenic Mauve.

Airports should all belong to the same country. The country of Crappacia. Or Bleakovania. Or Suckitan.

Lucian [of Samosata; 120-190 CE] was trying to make his audience laugh, rather than start a revolution

We're being led by an idiot with a crayon.

Did you bring any food? I haven't eaten for, wow, it must be minutes.