Quotes About Provocative

I sometimes think I should have titled this book 'Aristotle: The Genius Who Was Wrong About Fucking Everything'.

When you think about it, Johnny Appleseed was a fucking ecological terrorist.

I want to have your abortion.

Just for the record, waking up on drugs with your pubic hair shaved and something plastic stuck in your vagina doesn't necessarily make you a real artist.

I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm.

She'd wear shades of lipstick you'd expect to see around the base of a penis.

As the French say, who doesn't like getting their butt sucked?

It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum...YOU lick it!

The most boring thing in the entire world, Brandy says, is nudity. The second most boring thing, she says, is honesty.

Me, personally, I tell dude 137 how I'm adding an embossed slogan to my dildos. Cast in high-relief going around the base, it's going to say, The Dick That Killed Cassie Wright... On the thickest part, so if you twist it the letters of the writing stimulate the clit.

Shining anal queen of perfection, she says, "Fuck.

Oh, I am just that fabulous. So sex furniture.

Branch Bacardi, star of The Da Vinci Load, To Drill a Mockingbird, The Postman Always Cums Twice, Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, The Twilight Bone, A Tale of Two Titties...

The look is elegant and sacrilegious and makes me feel sacred and immoral. Haute couture and getting hauter.

Anytime my work can coax bodily fluids out of someone, I'm happy.

My best work is not behind me! He yells, You know, nobody does a better split-reed standing anal with an on-demand hands-free pop-shot release.

Write something that people might not "enjoy" but will never forget.

Between the yams and the stuffing, Dad looks down at his plate and says, "Do you know about rimming?" I know it isn't table talk. "And fisting?" my mom asks.

walking sex furniture

Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films.

The three ways to make napalm: One, you can mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate. Two, you can mix equal parts of gasoline and diet cola. Three, you can dissolve crumbled cat litter in gasoline until the mixture is thick.

As the French would say: Who doesn't like getting their butt sucked?

I once saw a Betsey Johnson runway show that featured thongs and ass cleavage, and I thought, This is the future .

You have the dirtiest mind I know!" "And you love it.