Quotes About Provocative

The one thing about Hitler that I admire is that he wouldn't take any shit from magicians.

One thing about Hitler that I admire is that he wouldn't take any shit from magicians.

Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation.

Have you any idea how long a ten-inch cock is?

If a Jesus walked on the water, couldn't a Dildough fly through the air?

If you want me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow." (as Marie 'Slim' Browning in To Have and Have Not )

What I find cool about being a banned author is this: I'm writing books that evoke a reaction, books that, if dropped in a lake, go down not with a whimper but a splash.

Have a great day!" she sang as she left, flashing just the quickest middle finger as she walked past

I don't eat chicken abortions!

There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear!

everything was saturated with sex; everywhere it oozed out, like dirty honey.

What do you get when you cross Ted Kaczynski with Monica Lewinsky? A dynamite blowjob!

To love intelligent women is the pleasure of a pederast.

A woman is natural: that is to say, abominable.

You must shock the bourgeois.

Making love to him was like going through a car wash, except you came out dirtier and more alive at the other end.

Reading Dostoyevsky is like sitting in the front row of a theater, where the actors' spit lands on your face.

A woman has to have something on or there's nothing to take off.

Nothing risqué, nothing gained.

Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an IQ of 60.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

I fart in your general direction.

I only read books if Voltaire's cock has been dipped in red ink and rolled over the cover.

Women should be obscene and not heard.