Quotes About Provocative

I'll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.

The majority of exposed penises in major museums belong to the Baby Jesus.

It is hard to please everyone. It is impossible to tell you all the insults my painting of this year has won me, but I don't care, for when I am no longer controversial I will no longer be important.

Cabrón: Literally, a castrated goat. Mexicans understand it better as "asshole," or badass.

Steve [Jobs] proves that it's OK to be an asshole... He just has a different OS.

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All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced upon them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else.

Redheaded women buck like goats.

A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.

he said it was sweeter and thicker than cows then he wanted to milk me into the tea...

He kissed the plump mellow yellow smellow melons of her rump, on each plump melonous hemisphere, in their mellow yellow furrow, with obscure prolonged provocative melonsmellonous osculation.

With a pansy for the pussy in the corner.

You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you...

She wore a flowered blue dress of the type whores naturally favored, and that thing was so tight that when she moved, the daisies got all mixed up with the azaleas. She walked like a warm room full of smoke.

He nuzzled my neck, inhaling deeply. "Mmm. You smell so good." "Oh, yeah," I said, smirking. "I call this new perfume 'Le Jungle grime et tropical BO.' " "Dirt and sweat. Very sexy.

Well, I get under people's skins. It's a gift I have, what can I say?

I liked a radical, no matter who he worked for. Radicals tended to make life more interesting.

Jersey the "armpit of the universe.

like sticking a piece of dynamite in my mouth and handing him a lit match.

This should be about as interesting as a rectal exam done with a cactus." Dowd

Compared to what comics say today, I'm a monk, but in those days, it was unheard of to make fun of people like I did. Of course, they exaggerated how outrageous I really was.

It's the teenage and university crowd, so we give them lots of sex jokes and gross humour.

I prefer to call the most obnoxious feminists what they really are: feminazis. Tom Hazlett, a good friend who is an esteemed and highly regarded professor of economics at the University of California at Davis, coined the term to describe any female who is intolerant of any point of view that challenges militant feminism.

People are unjust to anger - it can be enlivening and a lot of fun.