Quotes About Provocative

I like bad boys, and I like to take them home to my mom.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

I hope to offend every reader.

I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.

I feel bad sometimes because I secretly hope New Orleans gets nailed again.

As far as socially redeeming value, I hope I don't have any.

Rather than go to a demonstration to burn an effigy of the author Salman Rushdie, I would have hoped that it'd be the real thing.

I hope Gunter Grass will continue helping the SPD in campaigns and that he will otherwise remain with us as a provocative literary figure, as well.

Well, I hope your hard self enjoys flogging the bishop tonight!

Sacrificing myself to kill Hilary Clinton was the best thing I could possibly do for humanity

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.

I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.

Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.

Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.

Splendid couple - slept with both of them.

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire.

For the record, I hate skiing... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD.

What year did Jesus think it was?