Quotes About Provocative

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

They say Im demonic in humor in the sense that I think people need somebody to wake up their mental processes.

I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.

I call my balls the bush twins.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey.

Bah-Bah-black sheep, have you any soul?No sir, by the way, what the hell are morals?

Yeah, over my scattered panties, I asked him to dinner and told him to bring a friend." - Laney

I'm fully aware that some of the stuff I write is going to offend people or p*ss them off. They should be fully aware that I don't really care.

The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

Oh, gods. Not the flying!""I heard you mounted my sister well enough.""I want you never to make that statement again.

They say everything looks better with odd numbers of things. But sometimes I put even numbers—just to upset the critics.

I'm a Joker. Dangerous and silly at the same time.

When in doubt, go the scandalous route.

The most erotic zone is the imagination.

Truth titillates the imagination far less than fiction.

Don't go to summer camp. Bury your parents in the backyard and have the place to yourself.

Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.

He could start a row in an empty house.

Pee pee, poo poo. Pee? Poo. Poo, poo.