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Quotes About Provocative

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
~ Patrick Dennis
I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.
~ Marilyn Monroe
Art is not just about another beautiful painting that matches your dining room floor. Art has to be disturbing, art has to ask a question, art has to predict the future.
~ Marina Abramovi?
I realise the power of art that does not hang on the walls of galleries.
~ Marina Abramovic
Tractors and boobs. There you have it.
~ Marina Lewycka
To paraphrase Jesus from The Big Lebowski, 'I'm going to shove this gun up her ass and pull the trigger until it goes click.
~ Unknown
There have been as many disasters as there have been successes. What usually goes wrong is not anything technical. It's my misunderstanding of my clientele's basic trust for me. We did a pig's-ear salad that I found delightful and provocative, but it was a loser.
~ Mario Batali
life is just a hand job.
~ Unknown
Expelled from the art institute for, among other reasons, drawing nudes as a single straight line, à la Cocteau, he was a young man of 21 well versed in "acts of a rebellion against the squares.
~ Unknown
That book is filthy. Wicked. Dangerous. Yet it feels so comforting to own it.
~ Unknown
This book," he began, "is very, very unsuitable." He paused, then went on. "In fact, in my whole life, I have never read or even imagined something so unsuitable." Here he stopped, still staring at me. He held the book up slightly and pointed at it with his chin. "May I keep it?
~ Mark Salzman
Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense.
~ Mark Twain
Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.
~ Tom DeLonge
I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.
~ Marilyn Manson
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
~ Hector Hugh Munro
I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.
~ Steve Martin
White Collar' is a show about the unlikely pairing of an FBI agent and an ex-con solving smart, glamorous, interesting and provocative crimes in a sometimes very funny way.
~ Tim DeKay
Norbit operates on the principle that vulgarity is automatically funny. Crassness doesn't need a joke attached because it is (in and of itself) the height of hilarity.
~ James Berardinelli
If you purposefully look to shock people, it isn't funny. That's what 50 million dollar Hollywood comedies do ; try to be shocking and dirty.
~ John Waters
I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.
~ Marc Maron
I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.
~ Noel Fielding
I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.
~ Sarah Silverman
I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
~ Sarah Silverman
That's very funny," says Peeta. Suddenly he lashes out at the glass in Haymitch's hand. It shatters on the floor, sending the bloodred liquid running toward the back of the train. "Only not to us.
~ Suzanne Collins