Quotes About Provocative

You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

I pulled back and stared up into his eyes. "You're gettin' very deep on me."Alec's hands gripped my behind. "I'll be getting very deep in you if you keep looking at me like that

If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.

When someone sets out to be controversial or provocative or shocking as an end in itself, I don't think that's a noble goal.

My goal is to make people feel passionately, if it's negative or positive, I did my job.

If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own di.. on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's di..s on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own di..? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a match down the gas tank, we should have known he'd grow up to make his living hurling verbal firebombs at presidents.

Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.

She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.

I like children - fried.

Women are superior to men. I don't even think we're equal.

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.

Women are necessary evils.

I like my wine like my women...ready to pass out.

A young man named for a god of fucking rode his palomino next to my dun.

Truth titillates the imagination far less than fiction.

Jesus was a suicide, if you ask me.

Philosophy is the Devil's Whore

Try to write poems at least one person in the room will hate.

Necking with Marilyn Monroe is like kissing Hitler