Quotes About Provocative

Nelson had a face like Brian Clough getting sodomised with a pineapple.

I'm the king of the 20th century. I'm the boogeyman, the villian, the black sheep of the family.

Me? I'm the king of the twentieth century. I'm the bogeyman. The villain...The black sheep of the family.

I'd rather cut off my own balls with blunt bacon scissors than host a dinner party.

I don't do drugs, I've never been arrested, and from what I hear, I'm not too shabby in bed. Not that any of you people will ever have the opportunity to discover that first-hand!

The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake.

Put your head in my pussy, my refrigerator where all the bees want to go, honey.

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.

It's easy being outrageous. Much harder to offer real meaning.

The only thing that could improve golf is snipers.

The only thing that could improve golf is snipers. Then those guys wouldn't wear those stupid clothes, and it would sure as shit speed up the game.

Well chaps first I'd like to say a few vile things more or less at random, not only because it is expected of me but also because I enjoy it.

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.

I don't do drugs. I am drugs.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me.

Anything designed to be inoffensive isn't worth your time -- life itself is pretty offensive, ending as it does with death.

If I were to write the story of my life, I would shock the world.

I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.

I think suicide is the most perfect thing you can do in life.

No, I would say they are more arseholey than you.

I came up with the best pastime in the history of man. What you do is find an aerosol tin of spray adhesive, such as you would use to stick posters to a wall. You then lie in wait and when a wasp flies by, you leap out and give it a squirt. Bingo. One minute it's flying; the next it's tumbling silently out of the sky with a confused look on its stupid little face.

Exactly how long can you stand on a street corner showing two drug dealers your scar-tissue-induced radical penis curvature? The answer is twelve seconds. After that it feels weird.

Cynical? Thats my fascination. I do hateful things, for which people love me, And lovable things for which they hate me. I am a friend of enemies, the enemy of friends; I am admired for my detestability. I am both Poles and the Equator, with no Temperate Zones between.

My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.