Quotes About Provocative

I have a soft spot for art that, in terms of subject matter and material, is in bad taste.

I'm wearing a diaper. Right now.

So kiss me where the sun don't shine, and I don't mean London.

I could have sexual chemistry with vinegar.

I hope that someday they invent a car that runs on inappropriate thoughts

Thinks that twitter is like facebook's slutty cousin. It does everything dumb and whore-ish you're too responsible to do

Hitler looked like a suburban hairdresser on his day off.

Diesel better have a big dick, that's all she was saying.

He did get a lot of pictures like that. Or ones where women were mostly naked, but looked surprised by the fact.

I'd pull your pants down and let you ride me right here.

How does he get that caveman shit to work for him? I would get my balls ripped off and stuffed in my mouth if I pulled what he does.

To be honest, I was more interested in sexually objectifying you than talking about your salary." Olek eyed me. "Damn." The corner of his mouth turned up. "Again, we're back to the future 'how I met your mother' story. She wasn't a gold digger, son, she just wanted my dick.

What are you doing now, you lazy drunken obscene unsayable son of an unnameable unmarried gipsy obscenity? What are you doing?

The cat is the best anarchist.

I do not think I have ever seen a nastier-looking man... Under the black hat, when I had first seen them, the eyes had been those of an unsuccessful rapist. [on Brit poet Percy Wyndham Lewis]

The melon of Castile is for self abuse. The melon of Valencia for eating.

What does sex mean for you?" "How was sex treated in your family?" "What are the important events that shaped your sexuality?" "What would you like to experience most with me sexually, and what are you most afraid of?" They spark conversations that are provocative and inspiring, that focus on possibilities rather than on problems.

She had parlor house written all over her--a blonde pig who looked more like a whore than twenty-five whores, with a face like an overgrown doll's and a come-on smile as cold as a polar bear's feet.

Can I interest you in a battery-operated vagina?

One of the chief values reading history, this is the author, is its capacity to "provoke renegade thoughts".

No offense, but your explanations are as foggy as urine from an infected bladder," Geralt commented calmly, "and the loftiness of your expedition's goal is as dubious as a maiden's virginity after a village fate.

Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

Okay, I write overblown, purple, self-indulgent prose. So fucking what?

Not many people can boast a photo of their grandmother posing for kiddiporn.