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Quotes About Provocative

Now I can add prostitute to my list of life's accomplishments.
~ Augusten Burroughs
If we happened to be in rehearsal downstairs in my room and a neighbor padded across the lawn to rap gently on the window and ask us to please be more quiet, Natalie might simply lift up her skirt and mash her vagina against the window while extending her middle finger.
~ Augusten Burroughs
Oh, I had a great time. My thirty-three-year-old boyfriend said he wished they could package my cum like ice cream so he could eat it all day.
~ Augusten Burroughs
When one makes enemies one knows that one's dangerous where it's necessary to be dangerous.
~ Ayn Rand
Lo so: non è la mia arte che è scandalosa, ma la mia vita. Non sono le opere, solo le vite degli artisti potranno d'ora in avanti essere scandalose.
~ Stefano Benni
I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting.
~ Stephen Chbosky
Christianity is the best way to cure gayness—just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.
~ Stephen Colbert
Oliver Cromwell can kiss my singing emerald scrotum!
~ Stephen Colbert
I'm not even tone deaf, that's the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing.
~ Stephen Fry
It was as if he grew his hair long and smoked cigarettes because he liked to, not because he liked being seen to. This was dangerously subversive.
~ Stephen Fry
I shall sustain a massive erection, that's what, and I shan't be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.
~ Stephen Fry
Your man Jesus seems to me a bit of a son of a bitch when it comes to women,´Roland said. ´Was He ever married?´ The corners of Callahan's mouth quirked. ´No´ he said, ´but His girlfriend was a whore.´ ´Well,´ Roland said, ´that's a start.´
~ Stephen King
I've spread my legs in the backseat in a creative sense quite a few times.
~ Stephen King
Hey hey Susan Day have you killed any kids today?
~ Stephen King
Life was a revolving mystery, sometimes terrifying, sometimes maddening. But always provocative. Interesting. And although its meaning seemed beyond my grasp, it never seemed meaningless.
~ Christina Meldrum, Madapple
You can tell if it's a good collection if people are afraid of it. In ten years, everyone will love it.
~ Rei Kawakubo
I'm sin, but I'm not the devil.
~ Marilyn Monroe
I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.
~ Jujubee
Love me or hate me...you're gonna watch me.
~ Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
Reading kicks God's balls in the ass!
~ Johnny Ryan
I'm going to get their suicidal quadriplegic son drunk, spend their money on strippers and lap dancers, and then trundle him off to the Disability Olympics—
~ Jojo Moyes
Hanna Holborn Gray, the president of the University of Chicago from 1978 to 1993, once offered this principle: "Education should not be intended to make people comfortable; it is meant to make them think.
~ Jonathan Haidt
Miss Evans was a scornful Max Reinhardt saint... She left the room, her hips provocative and fluid. page 270 Murder In The Madhouse/ by Jonathan Latimer
~ Jonathan Latimer
Miss Evans was a scornful Max Reinhardt saint. ... She left the room, her hips provocative and fluid.
~ Jonathan Latimer