Quotes About Provocative

I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind.

'Re-Mit' is going to terrify people. It's quite horrible. The Fall have had enough and we're coming for you.

My mom's hot. I mean she's old, but my mom's out of control.

'Jism 3' has to be bolder and hotter in every way! Even the star cast is more diverse.

I love dark humor that crosses the line and makes you say, 'That's so wrong!' And that's 'Family Guy' to me.

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

I've said things on Twitter that I've said deliberately because I think they're out of order, I think that's the sense of humour that I've got. I like saying things that I think are terrible, because it gives me a buzz.

Except Baby Jesus never had a delicious honey-roast glaze, did he? So in many ways my ham was a lot better than Baby Jesus ever was,' pointed out the Pirate Captain.

Judge Schreber has sunbeams in his ass. A solar anus . And rest assured that it works.

Flying anuses, speeding vaginas, there is no castration.

I got it, Go said. Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, There's some wood for you bitch!

I mean, if I were a guy, looking to pay a girl to wank me off, I wouldn't walk in the room and say, "My God, I smell hints of fresh strudel and nutmeg… quick, grab my dick!

You two are the most fucked-up people I have ever met, and I specialize in fucked-up people.

If I had a dick, I would fuck this peanut butter

Her lips were plum as labias.

So I killed a hobo today, honey . . . hahahaha! Ah, we have fun! Nick

So I killed a hobo today.....hahahaha! Ah, we have fun.

The whole book made me want to punch Amy right in her stupid, spotless vagina

If I had a dick, I would fuck this peanut butter," deliberately spraying cracker bits toward me. "I think if you had a dick, all sorts of bad things would happen.

She's a good girl (for a cunt).

I have a face you want to punch:

Go didn't like grilled cheese; she was scooping peanut butter out of the jar onto saltines. When a commercial break came on, she paused and said, 'If I had a dick, I would fuck this peanut butter.' deliberately spraying cracker bits toward me. 'I think if you had a dick, all sorts of bad things would happen.

Men love to put things in women, don't they?

In this I resemble God at the moment he created the universe with a single fart.