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Quotes About Provocative

I'm as provocative of tears as an onion!
~ Nathaniel Hawthorne
Thorn's reply to this involved a physically impossible sexual activity in conjunction with the edible but prickly fruit of a bromeliad.
~ Neal Asher
Intense to the point of being off-putting.
~ Neal Shusterman
Es ist etwas Berauschendes am schlechten Geschmack, nämlich das aristokratische Vergnügen, zu mißfallen.
~ Charles Baudelaire
What is exhilarating in bad taste is the aristocratic pleasure of giving offense.
~ Charles Baudelaire
Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
~ Charles Bukowski
What is your advice to young writers?" "Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.
~ Charles Bukowski
But now and then, a woman walks up, full blossom, a woman just bursting out of her dress…a sex creature, a curse, the end of it all.
~ Charles Bukowski
jan was an excellent fuck...she had a tight pussy and she took it like it was a knife that was killing her.
~ Charles Bukowski
Baby, in a couple of minutes I'm going to rip off your god damned panties and show you some turkey neck you'll remember all the way to the graveside. I have a vast and curved penis, like a sickle, and many a gutted pussy has gasped come upon my callous and roach-smeared rug. First let me finish this drink.
~ Charles Bukowski
cunt and Kant and a happy home
~ Charles Bukowski
First of all read Céline; the greatest writer of 2,000 years
~ Charles Bukowski
What is your advice to young writers?" "Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes." "What is your advice to older writers?" "If you're still alive, you don't need any advice." "What is the impulse that makes you create a poem?" "What makes you take a shit?" "What do you think of Reagan and unemployment?" "I don't think of Reagan or unemployment.
~ Charles Bukowski
I'd rather stick my head up an elephant's cunt
~ Charles Bukowski
You women have more holes than swiss cheese.
~ Charles Bukowski
Oh, you've got a sweet voice, baby, such a sad sad sweet voice, I'd like to fuck you, I thought.
~ Charles Bukowski
What kind of d*ck are you? Celine asked. -The best in L.A. -Yes? What's L.A. stand for? -Lost as*holes.
~ Charles Bukowski
by the way . . . I realize I switch from present to past tense, and if you don't like it . . . ram a nipple up your scrotum. -printer: leave this in.)
~ Charles Bukowski
Yeah? Well, if there's anything worse than a whore it's a bore.
~ Charles Bukowski
I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey.
~ Charles Bukowski
Walking out with the people, I didn't know which was more exciting, the air race, the parachute jump that failed, or the cunt.
~ Charles Bukowski
I dislike cute cat poems but I've written one anyhow.
~ Charles Bukowski
I am satisfied with my aggressive nature as I tickle death under the armpits.
~ Charles Bukowski
pitäkää te pojat neitsyenne antakaa minulle kuumia korkeakorkoisia vanhoja naisia joiden perseet unohtivat vanheta
~ Charles Bukowski