Quotes About Provocative

Wise son of a bitch, you're one of those sons of bitches with a vocabulary and you like to lay it around!

Em termos monetários, parecia mais do que certo que era melhor ter uma buceta do que um caralho.

and now sometimes I'm interviewed, they want to hear about life and literature and I get drunk and hold up my cross-eyed shot runover de-tailed cat before them and I say, "look, look at this!

Che razza di investigatore sei? fece lui. Il migliore di L.A. Ah sì? E che cosa vuol dire L.A.? Leccatori d'Ano.

Charles - disse ela. - Vera - disse eu. - o que foi? - perguntou ela. - sou o maior poeta do mundo - disse-lhe eu. - morto ou vivo? - perguntou ela. - morto - disse eu, esticando o braço e agarrando um seio. - adorava espetar-te um bacalhau vivo pelo cu acima, Vera! - porquê? - sei lá. ela puxou para baixo o vestido. eu acabei o copo de uísque. - tu mijas da crica, nao mijas? - acho que sim. - enfim, é o problema das mulheres.

Oh, I didn't know that. I thought you bitches were always screaming for equal rights?

Toda mujer es una maquina de follar.

YOU WHORE, I'M GETTING A BLOW JOB!

LOOK, DO YOU really want a detailed description of two sex robots going at it like a pair of bonobos on day release from celibacy camp in front of an audience of jaded aristocrats?

He looked like an angelic little boy who had been kicked out of his orphanage for failing to take part in group masturbation.

picture her naked but with the clown makeup on, and instantly I realize a new fetish has been born. My synaptic train has a new stop: Clowntown.

If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would've told him I was into cannibalism.

Jake became excruciatingly aware of her, there, right behind him. The small grunts and groans as she placed each foot carefully on the slick ground reverberated in his gut. He wanted to turn around and tell her to shut the hell up. She sounded as though she was having sex. Good sex.

MEN SELDOM rub elbows with girls who wear dildoes

I'm really cocky. Or - I've been thinking about this word a lot - I'm 'mischievous,' and I want to make light of things and push the boundaries.

The biggest misunderstanding about me is that I'm just a bratty, gobby idiot.

I'm not misunderstood. I am brash. I make my living being brash.

I don't know much about modern art, but I guess I am modern art.

Michael Moore, whether you like him or hate him, has done something very important.

That's the thing about Michael Moore, when you read his stuff, he's so sure he's right about everything; even when he's wrong, he's entertaining.

You don't want to make an enemy of Piers Morgan.

I've never felt like thumping Piers Morgan. Others may do, but not me. He's exhilarating to be around.

'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.

Had Dr. Seuss been a slightly insane pornographer, he might have written a book like this.--reviewing Nicholson Baker's House of Holes