Quotes About Provocative

A male star named "T.T. Boy"....is a legend in the business [actor in commercial porn films]. T.T. Boy does not look at all glamorous - he's a small, tough-guy, assistant mobster type; sometimes he chews gum during his lovemaking scenes. He pounds his partners...Once memorably described as 'nothing more than a life-support system for his penis,' he got the kind of admiring, solid applause reserved for a large artillery piece going by in a parade.

I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.

Kind? How boring that would be. I aspire to be wicked.

If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious

You ought to be blowing me kisses, wench.

His lips look like two worms fucking.

You unfailingly omnibothersome bitch,

His manhood glistened wetly.

It was darker than a carload of assholes.

Art is made to disturb, science reassures.

You may give all the explanations you like, but your painting makes me feel as if you were trying to make us eat cotton waste and wash it down with kerosene.

have you heard about the young Hindu virgin from Kutch, who kept two tame snakes in her crutch, she said when they wriggle, it's a bit of a giggle, but my boyfriends don't like my crutch much. Ha ha ha!' 'Really, captain!' said Mother, outraged, 'I do wish you wouldn't recite poetry in front of Gerry.

The author of this text did not write to provoke, but merely to express a truth as he conceives it. Your own theologians have tied logic in knots to advance a doctrine addressing this very same point. What is the Virgin Birth, after all, but the fumbling of minds striving to deal with the indelicate realities of the body? We Jews are merely more forthright about such matters.

I'll give you an idea of what kind of a guy he was. St. Francis would have punched him in the mouth.

What a man enjoys about a woman's clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them.

Sir, when their backsides look good enough to slap, there's nothing more to do.

Sir, a woman preaching is like a dog's walking on his hind legs. It is not done well: but you are surprised to find it done at all.

I have admired W.C. Fields since the day he advanced upon Baby LeRoy with an ice pick. Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.

He'd give the devil ulcers.

When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Every real thought on every real subject knocks the wind out of somebody or other.

Thoughts that breathe and words that burn.

Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.