Quotes About Controversial

We don't have the freedom of speech to talk about the weather. We have the first amendment so we can say some very controversial things.

The First Amendment was designed to protect offensive speech, because nobody ever tries to ban the other kind.

It's funny how something so normal and mundane that you see every day-your body-can be controversial. The shock value is intense. It's like carrying an art piece around with you all the time.

If you need a baby that bad, go down to the pound and get one. Not even a baby - go get an old man. There's unwanted people of all ages, pre-made and waiting for you.

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

Pizza with pineapple, that's a cake... Pizza with cucumber, it's an insult.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and an abortion? I'd pay to see an abortion.

Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.

To paraphrase Jesus from The Big Lebowski, 'I'm going to shove this gun up her ass and pull the trigger until it goes click.

This book," he began, "is very, very unsuitable." He paused, then went on. "In fact, in my whole life, I have never read or even imagined something so unsuitable." Here he stopped, still staring at me. He held the book up slightly and pointed at it with his chin. "May I keep it?

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal: high enough so you can look up her dress.

Because their bones are growing, they can only sleep in certain positions, obviously. The crucifix and the swastika tend to be the most popular. Sometimes a combination of the two.

Norbit operates on the principle that vulgarity is automatically funny. Crassness doesn't need a joke attached because it is (in and of itself) the height of hilarity.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.

You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.

I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."

The future of rock n roll is Justin Bieber.

If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.