Quotes About Controversial

If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own di.. on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's di..s on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own di..? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning.

When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a match down the gas tank, we should have known he'd grow up to make his living hurling verbal firebombs at presidents.

I like children - fried.

Woman was God's second mistake.

Women are superior to men. I don't even think we're equal.

Women are necessary evils.

Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.

I like my wine like my women...ready to pass out.

The word and works of God is quite clear, that women were made either to be wives or prostitutes.

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

Jesus was a suicide, if you ask me.

Philosophy is the Devil's Whore

Necking with Marilyn Monroe is like kissing Hitler

Degas, the most conservative of the group, was adamantly anti-Dreyfus and adamantly anti-Semitic as well.

Death to the pale-penised man-monster! Death to the pendulous-breasted harridan!

Ironically, the very brokest people in America, Hispanic immigrants, are one of America's last great cash crops.

Among the many ecstatic notices, Robert Christgau, the self-appointed 'dean of American rock critics', put it best, in a review that would still be being quoted when he left the Village Voice twenty-six years later: 'Mick Jagger should fold up his penis and go home.

Mick Jagger should fold up his penis and go home.

Your mom shoulda told you she was just the diseased old slit all the local hobos used as a cum dumpster when they drank away their money and couldn't afford new porno mags.

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

Let's face it, just about the only advantage I can think of being married at bloody fourteen is you can have sex without your parents minding.

The "treasure," he declared flatly, did not involve gold or precious stones. On the contrary, it consisted of "incontrovertible proof" that the Crucifixion was a fraud and that Jesus was alive as late as A.D. 45.

There are situations in which torture is not merely permissible but morally mandatory.