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Quotes About Pie

Love is a pie and I am lucky enough to have almost every flavor in mine.
~ Carolyn Ferrell
I did not make a pie," Alec repeated, gesturing expressively with one hand, "for three reasons. One, because I do not have any pie ingredients. Two, because I don't actually know how to make a pie." He paused, clearly waiting. Removing his sword and leaning it against the cave wall, Jace said warily, "And three?" "Because I am not your bitch," Alec said, clearly pleased with himself.
~ Cassandra Clare
Pessimism is as American as apple pie. Frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.
~ George Will
Violence is as American as cherry pie.   —RAP (HUBERT GEROLD) BROWN
~ J.D. Robb
This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasey...Pumpkin pie, motherfucker.
~ Gerard Way
August... brings katydids, elderberries, blackberry pie, and goldenrod... August is just another thirty-one days of concentrated Summer, but it certainly gets one in condition to appreciate Fall when it comes. Good old August — we'll take it, and some of us will like it.
~ Hal Borland
I like her bitter as I can git 'er, along with a piece of pie.
~ Jim Hovendick
O' pumpkin pie, your time has come 'round again and I am autumnrifically happy!
~ Terri Guillemets
cracker crust and pack it into a 9-inch pie pan. Then mix 12 ounces cream cheese with 4 well-beaten eggs, 1 cup sugar and a teaspoon vanilla. Pour into the pie shell and bake 45 minutes at 350°. Remove and cool 15 minutes. Then spread gently with 2 cups sour cream mixed with ½ cup sugar and bake 10 minutes more. Cool and refrigerate several hours before serving.
~ Nora Ephron
Does the smell of pumpkin pie piss you off?
~ Nora Roberts
too. "Grandma makes the best pies." "Me pie too." Carl banged his
~ Lauraine Snelling
Whispers told me to meet him at the Melrose Diner. So I went around there. You wouldn't expect to see any people from downtown at the Melrose Diner. It's more for the crowd grabbing a bite to eat before they go to a Phillies game. You get a nice piece of apple pie there with hot vanilla syrup on it. Whispers sat down and asked me if I could use ten grand. I told him to keep talking.
~ Charles Brandt
Then I'm sorry to say, I've eat your pie.
~ Charles Dickens
I can't go into a long explanation before company; but I couldn't help it, upon my honour." Upon your what?" growled Sikes, with excessive disgust. "Here! Cut me off a piece of that pie, one of you boys,to take the taste of that out of my mouth, or it'll choke me dead.
~ Charles Dickens
I'll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I'll be. To relieve my indigestion in December they can try, But there's none of them can stop me when it's time for cherry pie.
~ Edgar A. Guest
Pie and coffee is approximately the third best social interaction a man can hope to have with a woman.
~ Author Unknown
Give an American a newspaper and a pie and he will make himself comfortable anywhere.
~ Ambrose Bierce
He was enthusiastic about everything, but when she came in with the pie he grew positively lyrical.
~ James M. Cain
Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again? Fang asked severely, putting his hands on his hips. Nudge giggled. No. Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Fang went on. Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum? No, no, no, said Iggy. He started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. You're black. I prefer canine-American. said Total. When's that pie coming? I'm starving.
~ James Patterson
The future... seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done.
~ Edward Young
Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.
~ Harry Reasoner
Reality is a genre that seems to be here to stay. I don't know how many of the new shows will last, but the more competition you have, the harder that pie is to slice up.
~ Jeff Probst
The sandy beach reminded Harold of picnics. And the thought of picnics made him hungry. So he laid out a nice simple picnic lunch. There was nothing but pie. But there were all nine kinds of pie that Harold liked best. When Harold finished his picnic there was quite a lot left. He hated to see so much delicious pie go to waste. So Harold left a very hungry moose and a deserving porcupine to finish it up.
~ Crockett Johnson
HANNAH'S KENTUCKY CHOCOLATE CHIP PIE Ingredients: 1 stick butter or margarine, melted 2 eggs, beaten 1 cup sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 cup chocolate chips 1 cup nuts, chopped 1 (9 inch) unbaked pie shell Preheat oven to 325 degrees. In small kettle, melt the margarine and set aside. In bowl, beat eggs, sugar, and vanilla. Add chocolate chips and nuts and stir. Add margarine and beat well. Put in unbaked pie shell. Bake for 50 minutes or until done.
~ Wanda E. Brunstetter