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Quotes About Pie

Well, then, Brian said. I guess it will be all right - if there's still time for some pie? [Brian Moser]
~ Jeff Lindsay
I have to pause the video while I corral the dogs in the other room. They howl in protest, and I tell them they are harshing my mellow and Yogi Beef Jerky's going to be pissed. Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pie is Not The Answer
~ Jen Lancaster
Has he been snatched up to heaven?" I queried. "They'd hardly have taken the pie too," said George.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
Work and pray, live on hay, You'll get pie in the sky when you die.-Joe Hill, The Preacher and the Slave
~ Michael Lee West, American Pie
Smurfs must only eat Smurfberries. They can eat Smurfberry pie, they can have a Smurfberry sandwich, they can do whatever they want. But you can't have a Subway sandwich. It's got to be Smurfberries.
~ Kelly Asbury
Cut my pie into four pieces, I don't think I could eat eight.
~ Yogi Berra
They drank a few glasses of soda after eating their pie and grooved behind the dope and the waitress and giggled and scratched for a while, then dropped another dexie, got a couple of containers of coffee, and split and continued toward Miami and the connections. They were quiet for a while, listening to the music and feeling warm and secure with the dope and the future, each smiling inwardly thinking about the end of their problems and the panic, at least for them.
~ Unknown
Will you take another cup of tea?" Cassandra asked. "I'll have a brandy," West retorted, "along with a wedge of currant pie, a plate of cheese, a bowl of potato and turnip mash, and a beefsteak." Cassandra smiled. "I'll ask the doctor if you may have some broth." "Broth?" he repeated indignantly. "Come along, Hamlet," Pandora said, "before West decides he wants bacon as well.
~ Lisa Kleypas
I] tuck my pie away in the fridge, with one intention: solace for the soul after my family dinner.
~ Lisa Renee Jones
He's being held prisoner on a ceramic-lined cookie sheet in the oven," Thomas said. "I figured he couldn't jigger his way out of a bunch of steel, and it would give him something to think about before we start asking questions." "That's an awful thing to do to one of the Little Folk, man," I said. "I'm planning to start making a pie in front of him." "Nice." "Thank you.
~ Jim Butcher
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
~ Jim Davis
It made me think of my mother, when she made her pie crusts. She'd prick little holes all over the place. So it can breath, she said. I was just breathing. I closed my eyes, anticipating each cut, feeling that wash of relief when it was done.
~ Jodi Picoult
I always fixed beef for your father. But he only wanted pie.
~ R.L. Stine
I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie.
~ H. Rap Brown
Violence against women is as American as apple pie.
~ Gwen Moore
Pie in a bed of raw onions. Human skull looking put-upon. -- Howl
~ Diana Wynne Jones
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmm boy!
~ Unknown
Altruism is the kind of pie best eaten with a lot of gravy and little inspection of the kind of kidney it's stuffed with.
~ Unknown
It came in a vision - a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto them, 'From this day forward you are Beatles with an A.' Thank you Mister Man, they said, thanking him.
~ John Lennon
She had this recipe for strawberry rhubarb pie that would knock you on your ass.
~ John Scalzi
Women, music, beer, and pie. Rurik, you're just an all-American guy.
~ Unknown
Don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden: your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.
~ Beatrix Potter
If your version of pub food is microwaving a pie and some baked beans, then yeah, it's really complicated cooking. But if it's just about getting the best out of simple ingredients, then it's not.
~ Unknown
I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.
~ Lewis Black