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Quotes About Poker

I wonder how much the general population of this country know that the legal system has far more to do with playing a good hand of poker than it does with justice.
~ Jodi Picoult
The art of reading physical tells isn't an exact science.
~ Daniel Negreanu
Nobody played poker with Mike Walsh--at least, not twice--but people fought to get aboard Constellation. Her command record since Mike took her was almost the equal of Enterprise's for danger, daring, and success not only snatched from the jaws of failure, but afterward used to beat failure over the head.
~ Diane Duane
Although Mr. Montgomery must have been sixty, he had the unlined face of an infant. After forty years of practicing a poker face in the office, the muscles that twitch and tauten in response to doubt, worry, or suspicion had atrophied to the degree that it was now impossible to read any kind of expression in his face other than a general and permanent bonhomie.
~ Diane Setterfield
They migrated to the usual room on the second floor. Heywood Broun was there by the door, setting up bottles of gin, scotch and beer. Alexander Woollcott sat ensconced behind the round table (not THE Round Table). He shuffled the cards and stacked up poker chips. Dorothy stopped in the doorway and watched what they were doing. 'You boys sure know how to treat a woman,' she said. 'Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
~ Unknown
Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.
~ Jackie Robinson
Frankie's face never reveals much. His eyes seldom blink, his voice is steady and flat as if he's measuring every word. Survival in prison required a poker face. Long stretches of solitude were common. "Are you sure?" he asks. It's obvious he has doubts about Seabrook
~ John Grisham
It occurred to me that everything I was doing in Indonesia was more like a game than reality. It was as though we were playing a game of poker. We kept our cards hidden. We could not trust each other or count on the reliability of the information we shared. Yet, this game was deadly serious, and its outcome would impact millions of lives for decades to come.
~ John Perkins
The house was larger than it looked from the outside, and elegant, and smelled lightly of cigar smoke. A side hallway led toward what must've been two or three bedrooms. A library featured pop fiction and a big octagonal poker table with a green baize surface; the living room was cluttered with couches and chairs and small tables. An oversized television hung from one wall.
~ John Sandford
Daily fantasy sports is much closer to online poker than it is to traditional fantasy sports.
~ Eric Schneiderman
Life is a gamble an I'm all bout my poker chips.
~ Lil Wayne
He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
~ Mark Twain
I learned how to play poker from a one-eyed giant with no teeth and breath that smelled like a box of rotting armpits.
~ Marjorie M. Liu
The serene confidence which a Christian feels in four aces.
~ Mark Twain
So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.
~ Joseph Bologna
Playing poker in their Quonset hut on Tinian, killing the last hours of the preatomic age.
~ Unknown
Warren Dandridge had insisted that poker was a Christian game: Players who practiced virtue-- learning and respecting the odds, keeping their emotions in check, managing their bankrolls intelligently-- tended to prosper, while those who succumbed to vice-- chasing long shots, letting passion rule reason-- went the way of all unrepentant sinners.
~ Unknown
What lies behind two such expert poker faces? I wonder. For different reasons, for reasons professional or emotional, they likely have spent most or all of their lives wearing masks, cool and aloof and impenetrable. It serves them in the lab, in the research community, in our profession. It serves them, period. Not me. Not me.
~ Megan Abbott
Poor innocent baby, about to get fleeced. "Tut-tut, gorgeous. You know when you play poker with a man behind closed doors, there is only one acceptable currency.
~ Nalini Singh
I might not be Silent any longer, but I still have the perfect poker face.
~ Nalini Singh
Lassiter once told him over drinks that he viewed the courtroom as a saloon in an old Western. He liked to burst through the swinging doors, knock over a poker table, pistol whip a gunfighter, toss a big lug through a window, and flip a chair into the mirror above the bar. "And that, Alex, is just when I say 'good morning.
~ Paul Levine
It seems to me that dealing with little boys is a lot like playing poker. You need to know when to hold them, when to fold them, and when to walk away. But the most important thing you need to know is, oral contraceptives are only 97 percent effective.
~ Paula Wall
April light was unlike any other. It had a charming, optimistic unreliability like an overbid hand in poker. It gave a promise of spring that it wasn't sure it could keep.
~ Peter Høeg