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Quotes About Underwear

She had never really known why the Ministry of Pain called its aerial slouch-craft "pantycars." Maybe in certain lights, from certain angles, they did look like jet-propelled underwear.
~ Unknown
MINION LANGUAGE English minions hello! bello goodbye! poopaye thankyou! tank yu I'm hungry me want banana ugly bananonina I swear... underwear fire! bee do bee do bee do we love you tulaliloo ti amo I hate you tatata bala tu for you para tu toy baboi chair chasy what poka apple bable ice cream gelato butt butt one hana two dul three sae
~ Unknown
Did you hear about the underwear that lost its job? It was bummed.
~ Unknown
Her entire body quivered. What is it about me that you're attracted to? For starters, the sexy underwear you put on beneath your clothes. You've only seen my underwear once. Twice, he said. I looked down your top at the pier. You did not. Pink-and-white polka-dot bra. Oh my God. That's what I was thinking. -Mallory and Ty
~ Jill Shalvis
They'll have to come back home in their PJs! Beth cried happily. What if they don't wear pajamas? Caroline asked. Then they'll have to come home in their underwear, said Eddie. What if they don't sleep in their underwear? Caroline asked mischievously. Then they'll have to walk home stark naked! said Eddie, and the girls whooped.
~ Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
She felt awkward and anxious, stripped to her underwear with just a blanket held up between her and a dozen strangers, some of whom probably wanted to eat her.
~ Rachel Caine
He was holding up a pair of underwear with the words WORLD'S LARGEST SOURCE OF NATURAL GAS on the back.
~ Dan Gutman
When it comes to underwear, there's nothing worse than a visible panty line. Sometimes it seems like nobody knows that seamless underwear exists. But Calvin Klein makes them. Commando makes them. Hanky Panky makes them. You don't need a drawer full; a few pairs will suffice.
~ Brad Goreski
I've taken my knickers off. My friends told me my panty line was visible, so I went without.
~ Helena Christensen
You ever wear a bathing suit because you've run out of clean underwear?
~ Louis C.K.
Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.
~ Louise Rennison
I cannot any longer endure being served breakfast in bed by a hairy man in his underwear.
~ John Cheever
Weede si alzò in piedi per un secondo e piegò leggermente le ginocchia - come faceva sempre mio padre quando le mutande gli si incagliavano in qualche anfratto delle regioni inguinali, spiegando a me bambino che quel gesto era l'unica alternativa civile al disincagliamento manuale, sport preferito di emarginati e pazzi.
~ Don DeLillo
A Brazilian film? Naturally, if there's a bed, a woman with a raffish expression, and a man in only his underwear, it could only be Brazilian cinema.
~ Unknown
I guess we both lose the bet. What bet Thomas asked entering the room. Boxers or briefs Jeanne Louise answered. I was betting boxers and Elspeth thought briefs. Instead he went commando!! So be warned ladies, don't assume they are wearing any undies!!
~ Lynsay Sands
She bought all new underwear. She had a horror of being found dead with mended or, worse, unmended underclothes.
~ John Steinbeck
Well, she thought, here it is just as I knew it would be. Here was her death. Her mind flashed to see if she had forgotten anything—will made, letters burned, new underwear, plenty of food in the house for dinner. She wondered whether she had turned out the light in the back room. It was all in a second. Then she thought there might be an outside chance of survival.
~ John Steinbeck
The older you get, the higher you wear your underwear. Like rings on a tree. Eighty, ninety years old, your breasts are inside them. When you die, they just pull them up over your head.
~ Margaret Smith
I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
~ David Boreanaz
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
You know, Hobbes, some days even my rocketship underpants dont help.
~ Unknown
Observing his lopsided grin, I asked, "What?" "At this rate, you're going to be in possession of half my wardrobe before the weekends done." His words brought a light flush of color to my cheeks. Obviously deriving pleasure from my reaction, he added, "Don't worry, I'll let you know when I'm down to my underwear.
~ Unknown
He fell on his side with a sigh and flicked away the thong underwear with both idle curiosity and distaste. "And how good to leave us this slingshot with which to hunt for our dinner." "Yes," I said dryly. "I'll go now and take down a deer with it.
~ Marjorie M. Liu
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.
~ Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay