Quotes About Underwear

Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn't as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.

I also did something that seems to come naturally to females, although I am sure we are not taught to do it; I placed my underwear in the middle of the stack of clothing.

She asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy.

The Big Bad Wolf is asking for my help? The Devil must have his long underwear on today.

The light, now down to its grotty underwear, was cinematically sad.

Time changes nothing, girl, but the size of your underwear. . .and hopefully your hairdo.

He was hanging up his suit. She watched him straighten the pants. "You ought to throw out the underwear you're wearing," she said. "It's about to fall apart." "I like it when they get so soft, after I've had them a long time.