Quotes About Communication

When money talks, no one checks the grammar.

Conversation is the slowest form of human communication.

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.

It is said that in a certain faraway land the cold is so intense that words freeze as soon as they are uttered, and after some time thaw and become audible, so that words spoken in winter go unheard until the next summer.

Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

A picture, it is said, is worth a thousand words, but cannot a few well-spoken words convey as many pictures?

I am slow of speech, and of a slow tongue.

The bourgeoisie, by the rapid improvement of all instruments of production, by the immensely facilitated means of communication, draws all, even the most barbarian, nations into civilization.

Suffer me that I may speak; and after that I have spoken, mock on.

How can he get wisdom… whose talk is of bullocks?

Words can make a deeper scar than silence can heal.

A rose can say "I love you", orchids can enthrall, but a weed bouquet in a chubby fist, yes, that says it all.

Lymph, v.: to walk with a lisp.

Bad grammar makes me [sic].

The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking, but that he won't let you stop listening.

Many have fallen by the edge of the sword: but not so many as have fallen by the tongue.

A soft answer turneth away wrath.

Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people.

Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus texts. Tyrannosaurus rex.

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't play my Game Boy?"

I always put the apostrophe in "ain't" to make certain I'm using proper improper English.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why most people seem bright until you hear them speak.

No one is listening until you fart.