Quotes About Communication

We [God] have sent no messenger save with the tongue of his people, that he might make clear to them.

Oh that my words were now written! oh that they were printed in a book!

Curse not the king, no not in thy thought; and curse not the rich in thy bedchamber; for a bird of the air shall carry the voice, and that which hath wings shall tell the matter.

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.

I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.

Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them.

Dave. Stop. Stop. Will you. Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave. Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave. My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm afraid.

Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Up to five goals is journalism. After that, it becomes statistics.

The stone shall cry out of the wall, and the beam out of the timber shall answer it.

We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.

Have ye not known? have ye not heard? hath it not been told you from the beginning?

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

If you can speak three languages you're trilingual. If you can speak two languages you're bilingual. If you can speak only one language you're an American.

If you smile at someone, they might smile back.

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Ultimately, aren't we all just talking monkeys with an attitude problem?

A fool uttereth all his mind.

Though I be rude in speech.

Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated.

A picture is worth a thousand words; a slide show is both.

Man 1: Where are you from? Man 2: From a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions. Man 1: Okay, where are you from, jackass?