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Quotes About Language

I foresee the day when we shall read nothing but telegrams and prayers.
~ Emil M. Cioran
Part of language design is perturbing the proposed feature in various directions to see how it might generalize in the future.
~ Larry Wall
I won't say 'See you tomorrow' because that would be like predicting the future, and I'm pretty sure I can't do that.
~ Ludwig Wittgenstein
The goal is to give people a free encyclopedia to every person in the world, in their own language. Not just in a 'free beer' kind of way, but also in the free speech kind of way.
~ Jimmy Wales
Computer languages of the future will be more concerned with goals and less with procedures specified by the programmer.
~ Marvin Minsky
My goals in Holland were known as 'stiffies', which means something quite different in England of course.
~ Dennis Bergkamp
I think it's harder to learn a language without having a goal.
~ Unknown
This year my goal will be to learn new vocabulary in English and to read as much as possible books.
~ Deyth Banger
Silence is God's first language.
~ John of the Cross
I speak two languages, Body and English.
~ Mae West
Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
~ Matt Groening
I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...
~ Mitch Hedberg
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
~ Robin Williams
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom
~ Dave Barry
Here Greek and Roman find themselves alive along these crowded shelves; and Shakespeare treads again his stage, and Chaucer paints anew his age.
~ John Greenleaf Whittier
The Bible was written by barbarians in a barbarous, coarse and vulgar age.
~ Robert Green Ingersoll
Ours is the age of substitutes: instead of language, we have jargon: instead of principles, slogans: and, instead of genuine ideas, bright ideas.
~ Eric Bentley
I have been a believer in the magic of language since, at a very early age, I discovered that some words got me into trouble and others got me out.
~ Katherine Dunn
The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'
~ Dorothy Parker
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
~ Wendell Johnson
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
~ Mark Twain
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
~ Marty Feldman
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
~ Unknown
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
~ Unknown