Quotes About Language

When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect but my sex life is rubbish.

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bi....

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like 'I got nothing, man.'

I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'

Television excites me because it seems to be the last stamping ground of poetry, the last place where I hear women's hair rhapsodically described, women's faces acclaimed in odelike language.

It is difficult for a woman to define her feelings in a language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs.

Things were changing fast by that time, women were beginning to come to the ball parks. We had to stop cussing.

Advertising is a business of words, but advertising agencies are infested with men and women who cannot write. They cannot write advertisements, and they cannot write plans. They are helpless as deaf mutes on the stage of the Metropolitan Opera.

I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

She has brown hair, and speaks small like a woman.

Metaphors are dangerous. Love begins with a metaphor. Which is to say, love begins at the point when a woman enters her first word into our poetic memory.

While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact.

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.

Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell.

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.

Women's Tongues are as sharp as two-edged Swords, and wound as much, when they are anger'd.

The eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love

Happenings in life depend on your attitude. Stay positive,speak the language ot heart with love,compassion & forgivness.