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Quotes About Pants

I'm freakishly tall, so finding pants that fit is something I've struggled with my whole life.
~ Karlie Kloss
Style is innate to who I am. My father gave me a picture the other day. I must have been about seven, and I had on wing-tip shoes and some cool pants. I thought, 'Wow!'
~ Dylan McDermott
Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
~ Anonymous
I was the only real punk rock kid in my school, with, like, the plaid pants and the Rancid t-shirt.
~ Blackbear
I'm from Texas, so we used to wear our pants starched down like a cowboy. So when I got to New York, to New Jersey, everybody was laughing at me like, 'Look at his pants! His pants could stand up by themselves!'
~ Stephen Jackson
And don't look at me like that. I don't need your damned pity. It's true that I've known men, too many of them, but one gets used to it. And you can't judge men by what they do when they take off their pants. For their really filthy tricks they dress up — they even put on uniforms, flags and decorations.
~ Romain Gary
Love is love and shouldn't upset anyone. So what else are they thinking about when they get upset at your partner preferences?" she asked reasonably, and then answered the question herself. "Their minds are in your pants and on what you do. And while they're welcome to bury their brain in their own pants, they have no business in yours.
~ Lynsay Sands
Half of these rotund men in short Tyrolian pants, monstrously ugly but determined looking, are either Professors or Doctors.
~ Anais Nin
Are pants really that important?" Laura said. She said it sarcastically because she was afraid of her tears.
~ Ann Bannon
And I thought about the color and I realized what blue it was. It was the soft and changeable, essential blue of a well-worn pair of pants. Pants = Love
~ Ann Brashares
The rules took a while to sort out. Lena and Carmen wanted to focus on friendship-type rules, stuff about keeping in touch with one another over the summer, and making sure the Pants kept moving from one girl to the next. Tibby preferred to focus on random things you could and couldn't do in the Pants --- like picking your nose.
~ Ann Brashares
Carma, Here are the Pants and a little sketch I made of Leo. From memory, not from life. (And no, I'm not thinging of him day and night. God.) Funny hair, huh? He did not realize I was in his class. I think I'm making a big impression around here. Love you, Len
~ Ann Brashares
Greta was squinting at the Pants. Are those yours? she asked. Bridget nodded. Would you like me to wash 'em for you? A little bleach would clean that whole mess right off them. Bridget looked aghast. No! No, thank you she cradled them protectively. I like them how they are. Greta clucked and shook her head. To each, her own, she muttered. You have no magic in you, Bridget thought.
~ Ann Brashares
It was a stalemate Silas was willing to live with, and apparently, so was his mother. They both knew it wasn't about the hem on a pair of pants. One of them was mourning, the other was not, and their individual reactions to Amos's disappearance created a powerful tension. The air in the house was charged with it.
~ Ari Berk
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
~ Geraldo Rivera
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
~ Kevin James
I don't intimidate you at all, do I? (Acheron) Well, when you chased me through Kyrian's house, I did wet my pants a bit. Guess I'm not housebroken after all. My mom will be so disappointed after all she went through to potty train me. But once you let me live…your big mistake…now I know you think I'm too cute and fluffy to kill. (Nick)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
You must be the brother. I hope so, I'm wearing his pants.
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.
~ Emily Procter
Je ne give a damn pas about le français, Les filles en France ne wear pas les pantelons
~ John Knowles
There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants.
~ Eliza Dushku
My joke used to be about my father and Peter Boyle: that anything you see Peter Boyle do on TV, my father has done in real life without pants on.
~ Ray Romano
I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one.
~ Denis Leary
Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked.
~ Robert Conrad