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Quotes About Pants

I'm a pretty athletic big, pretty versatile for how big I am. And I can dribble down the court when I want to put my point guard pants on.
~ Liz Cambage
It made me a bit uneasy; why was she staring like that? I glanced down to make sure I was wearing pants, and I was. When I looked up again, she was still staring.
~ Jeff Lindsay
You want me to be philosophic about the future now? Cal said. I'm not even sure where I left my pants.
~ Jennifer Crusie
I know it sounds lame, but I have to dig the way you think, and I have to feel you get me. My whole fucking life, I pretended I could relate to chicks so I could get into their pants. Then once I got in, all I wanted was out again.
~ Jerry Stahl
I garden a lot in LA, so fashion consists of boots, work pants and T-shirts, unless I'm going out.
~ Kyle MacLachlan
I'm kind of a beach bum from Florida, and I have a very different style. I like tight-fitting, Euro-fitting clothes, colored pants.
~ Chandler Parsons
My father wore the pants in the family–at least, after the court order.
~ Unknown
I say, if you believe what you read in the comic strips, then you believe that mice run around with little gold buttons on their red pants and drive cars.
~ Mort Walker
I sat in my room, glumly putting on a pair of khaki pants and a button-down KI-logo shirt.
~ Peter Lerangis
She ran her gaze over his chest with frank appreciation. Then he shivered, realizing he hadn't really considered the weather. It was forty-five degrees max, but Chloe was giving him a go-on gesture with her hand. All I have left is my pants, he said. Yes, please. It's cold, Chloe. She tilted her head. Are you worried about shrinkage? Well, he was now. -Chloe and Sawyer
~ Jill Shalvis
I had a vague memory of being that ridiculous at one time. Let he who hath never worn parachute pants cast the first stone.
~ Jim Butcher
It is the only way, Vadderung said. If anyone managed to set free the things in the Well... Seems like it would be bad, I said. Not bad, Vadderung said. The end. Oh, I said. Good to know. The island didn't mention that part. The island cannot accept it as a possibility, Vadderung said absently. It should probably put its big-girl pants on, then, I said.
~ Jim Butcher
I respected the man. It didn't mean that I wouldn't pants him on national television if I got the opportunity
~ Jim Butcher
The plan is insane," Ehren said. "You are insane." He looked around the inside of the tent. "I'll need some pants.
~ Jim Butcher
Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!
~ Diablo Cody
I'm taking off my shoes.'' ''Fine. Shoes off.'' ''And my pants.'' ''Don't push it, Claire.
~ Rachel Caine
He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, Let me take a look at him. Shane? I'm not dropping my pants, Shane said. I just thought I'd say that up front.
~ Rachel Caine
A pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, a peg leg, and a steering wheel on his pants," Derek said. "The bartender says, 'Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants.' And the pirate goes, 'Arrrgh, I know. It's driving me nuts.
~ Jodi Picoult
The difference between me and her? I can make him smile with my pants on.
~ Unknown
Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants.
~ Lynn Lavner
And no man, not even Cyprien, could chase a girl with his pants down.
~ Lynn Viehl
Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity.
~ John Kennedy Toole
Levy pantolonlar?n?n bulunduÄŸu semtte her köÅŸeba??nda bir bar var, bu da yöredeki maaÅŸlar?n ne kadar düÅŸük olduÄŸunun göstergesi.
~ John Kennedy Toole
We're really not that different from monkeys. What's the difference? Pants? What's the difference between grunting and "Oh, email.
~ Marc Maron