Quotes About Fashion faux pas

Something that's very painful for me is when people wear pants that are too short.

Forgive me but I've been tutted at in Paris a fair few times and I still don't know if it's because I was wearing Asda jeans or had the temerity to order food in a restaurant.

The gold iridescent 'Naked' outfit is perhaps not my finest moment.

I had the most expensive haircut you can get, and I was walking around with my hair in rollers backstage, and my hair still came out looking like I was shot out of a cannon and I had just gotten out of bed.

I make a lot of mistakes. One time I mixed dark blue and black in a suit.

Never wear a hat and sunglasses at the same time, because it looks like you're wearing a disguise.

the Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Known Universe

I once bought an ill-advised half cashmere, half camel hair jumper for £800, then ruined it by spilling a pint of Guinness all over it.

And you look like you're going to a bar mitzvah at the Ponderosa.

I look terrible in caps.

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

Odd's fish, m'dear! The man can't even tie his own cravat!

The only man who really needs a tail coat is a man with a hole in his trousers.

...hot pink with a star done in rainbow rhinestones on the front. It was god-awful. I bought it.

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.

I'm always ripping clothing. It's so embarrassing.

Now I am covered in knickers!" she complained loudly. "I can never show my face in polite society again!

Make sure that when you're going out, you wear socks, because I've been seeing some people coming out with no socks and that. You know, your toes looking like Cheetos. We don't need all of that.

I find it frustrating when people wear belts with braces. That's an interesting one.

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

Wearing a tuxedo isn't as simple as it sounds. I've been to a lot of award shows in Hollywood over the years and have seen some pretty sad tuxes. It's surprisingly easy to go off the rails.

My weave fell off. I was running in PE, and it got caught in a tree. People were looking at me funny.

Adrian frowned. 'Is that a noose?' 'It's a tie!' I cried, trying not to feel offended. He laughed, clearly delighted at this. 'My mistake.

She was wearing something in purple suede that was too short for a skirt and too long for a belt.