Quotes About Doctor

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

I get no respect... I tell you, when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother

I think that a musician is like a doctor, he's supposed to heal people and make them feel better.

I would like you to know, I am a doctor of music.

It's so important that your doctor take a patience's values, not his, into consideration, along with the risks and benefits of treatment when there is a question to a doctor "What would you do?".

I am a Doctor, but above all else I consider myself an activist for peace, justice and care for all people.

The worst moment from all of this was driving from that doctor's office, to tell my wife that I was HIV positive.

The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.

How does a doctor tell you that it's over, that there are things they could do but probably shouldn't, and that if your aim is quality of life and not quantity of life, there simply are no good next treatments?

A father and his son are in a terrible car crash. The father is killed instantly—but the son survives, barely, his life hanging in the balance. He's rushed to the hospital and into surgery, but there's only one doctor there, and as soon as the doctor sees the boy, the doctor says, 'I can't operate on my own son!' How could this be, if the boy's father was killed in the crash?

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician.

Yet it looks as if the thing we use to solve our problems with is the source of our problems. It's like going to the doctor and having him make you ill. In fact, in 20% of medical cases we do apparently have that going on. But in the case of thought, its far over 20%.

Stop teasing me, doc. You haven't got the tits for it.

To withdraw life-prolonging treatments when these are no longer of benefit to the patient is to recognise the limits of a doctor's power, allowing the dying person to die as a consequence of their underlying disease. This is clinically, ethically and legally different from deliberately ending life as in euthanasia or PAS." Arguments

Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?

A young chief, Chungu, did all he could for them, for when the Doctor explored these regions before, Chungu had been much impressed with him: and now, throwing off all the native superstition, he looked on the arrival of the dead body as a cause of real sorrow.

My dear doctor, I am surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, as I have been practising all night.

That's metaphysics, my dear fellow. It's forbidden me by my doctor, my stomach won't take it.

Not going to God because your faith is weak is like not going to the doctor because you feel sick.

Wilf: God bless the cactuses! The Doctor: That's cactI. Alien: And that's racist!

Christianity is fundamentally convalescence.. .God is not only the doctor who prescribes, He is the nurse who lifts up our powerless head and puts the spoon in our mouth...And He is the medicine.

I have always believed that the decision to have an abortion generally should be between a woman, her doctor, her conscience, and her God.

We just became very good friends [with Dwight Eisenhower], we played golf, we played heart exhibitions. Then his doctor said he should not play golf anymore.