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Quotes About Doctor

In order to have good health care you need a patient and you need a health care provider.
~ Benjamin Carson
I do sometimes watch 'Dr. Who' and while the stories barely make sense, if at all, the doctor is such great company I don't care.
~ John Shirley
Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.
~ Johnny Carson
To find health should be the object of the doctor. Any one can find disease.
~ Andrew Taylor Still
If you have health insurance, then you don't have to do anything. If you've got health insurance through your employer, you can keep your health insurance, keep your choice of doctor, keep your plan.
~ Barack Obama
The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease.
~ Ashley Montagu
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
~ Norman Cousins
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
~ W. C. Fields
A well-trained, sensible doctor is one of the most valuable assets of a community.
~ William Osler
We need total health more than medically approved health. Our wellness should not be limited to our doctor's experience, but enhanced by our own experience.
~ Andrew Saul
If thou couldst, doctor, cast The water of my land, find her disease, And purge it to a sound and pristine health, I would applaud thee to the very echo, That should applaud you again.
~ William Shakespeare
If you like your doctor or health care provider, you can keep them. If you like your health care plan, you can keep that, too.
~ Barack Obama
For many Americans, including many who are employed, going to the doctor when they fall ill or become injured may not be an option because of the absence of health insurance.
~ Ben Nelson
doctor to stout patient: You've been swallowing your food again.
~ Anonymous
Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.
~ Blake Edwards
I don't mind functional medicine. I suppose it has to be better than dysfunctional medicine.
~ Nancy S. Mure
My doctor explained that exercise and diet changes might help and that I also might need a medication.
~ Della Reese
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
~ George S. Kaufman
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
~ Ronnie Shakes
The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation.
~ Phyllis Diller
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
~ Orson Welles
I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.
~ Michael Grant, Gone
'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'
~ Tommy Cooper
When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'
~ George Burns