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Quotes About Kidding

I was just kidding, shuck-face," Minho said. "Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack of hers." "Psycho girl ninjas?" Newt repeated, his voice showing he was surprised, if not annoyed, by Minho's additude.
~ James Dashner
said. "For these guys, too. Just kidding. I
~ Alafair Burke
I'm fine, thanks. You can go back home now." "You're kidding, right? Did you not look out there?" "It's snowing." "It's a blizzard. I'm not going back out." "You're not staying here." He raised an eyebrow. "This is an inn." "Not yet. We're not officially open for business.
~ Rachel Hawthorne
Violence - look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who's kidding who?
~ Bruce Willis
Honey?" I asked. "Don't you dare call me that," Alex growled. Possibly he was kidding. I didn't want to ask.
~ Rick Riordan
Now that I am awake I shall reveal my true form.. to the world!!" Hahahaha! Hey You Morons! I'm Just Kidding! -Yusuke YuYu Hakusho
~ Yoshihiro Togashi
Are you faxing kidding me?" Max was delighted. "Am I about to solve a Hawthorne riddle?" "Max!" "The book of Luke," she said, "chapter fifteen, verses eleven through thirty-two. It's a parable." "Which one?" I asked. "The parable of the prodigal son.
~ Jennifer Lynn Barnes
I'm gonna master it just like I mastered the other kind of French." He winks at me. Kitty and I both scream at him for that. "Don't talk like that in front of my sister!" I yell, shoving him in the chest. "I was kidding!" "Also, you're not that good at French kissing." Even though, yeah, he is. Peter gives me a Who are you kidding? look, and I shrug, because who am I kidding?
~ Jenny Han
Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.
~ Robert Crais
One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, who was only fifteen, went over with a baseball bat to kill him. I was laughing out of one eye and crying out of the other. I thought, Who am I kidding?
~ James Caan
People are totally overusing LOL and a wink - and I'm very guilty of using the wink - that's probably my favourite emoticon to use because 'I'm being sarcastic, don't misinterpret; don't misconstrue; I'm just kidding.' Again, for as many benefits as it has, also picking up the phone and having a conversation speaks volumes.
~ Carly Pope
Mescal turns out to be a drink that tastes as if someone has put their cigarette out in it. You drink it, he is informed, with an orange slice that has been coated in toasted worms. "You are kidding me," Less says, but they are not kidding him.
~ Andrew Sean Greer
You may think: What's happened? Good God, are they kidding? But it is a rule of life, alas, that nobody is kidding.
~ Andrew Sean Greer
Can't you nudge her into submission? (Taryn) Are you kidding? As stubborn as she is? I'd fry my brain trying. (Sphinx)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
You wanted me to get a job. Well, that's their job-screening. I kill him, or he kills me. Winner gets the job. (Steele) You're kidding. (Syd) Absolutely. I'm not the least bit serious. All of this is one big hallucination. And I'm not sitting over here bleeding to death. But hey, since it's a hallucination, could you please make my arm stop throbbing because right now it hurts like hell. (Steele)
~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
I'm totally not kidding. Life is too short. This is all too hard to do to actually be kidding about the whole thing.
~ Miranda July
Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.
~ Robert Crais
You want me to say something about Bill? Bill who? Bill Schroeder? Never heard of him… I'm kidding, of course.
~ Bill Schroeder
unless we recognize the radical nature of Christianity, which means shedding the imperatives of the secular world and taking with extreme seriousness the imperatives of God, we are kidding ourselves.
~ May Sarton
Turn right up ahead," he directed. "It'll take us directly to my cottage." She did as he asked. "Does your cottage have a name?" "My Cottage." "I might have known," she muttered. He smirked. Quite a feat, in her opinion, since he looked sick as a dog. "I'm not kidding," he said. Sure enough, in another minute they pulled up in front of an elegant country house, complete with a small, unobtrusive sign in front reading, MY COTTAGE
~ Julia Quinn
I hope this wasn't your favorite shirt." "In fact, it was," he said. Her eyes flew to his. Before she could apologize, he smiled and said, "I'm only kidding." "You," she growled, trying to hide her smile. How could he be both endearing and insufferable at the same time?
~ Farrah Rochon
I'm the guy who wrote The Authority Song. Did they think I was kidding? Did they think it was only a song to entertain?
~ John Mellencamp
There is that American pastime known as "kidding" - with the result that everyone is ashamed and hangdog about showing the slightest enthusiasm or passion or sincere feeling about anything.
~ Brenda Ueland
I don't use the computer. But my secretary does. I want to take some computer courses because I'm interested in some of the access to some of the illegal things on the Internet. I'm just kidding.
~ Ahmet Ertegun