Quotes About Death

The problem is that our whole tribe - if you will, the larger community of humanity itself - is on a death march ecologically and in terms of the intensification of violence and conflict.

Death wasn't part of God's original plan for humanity, and the Bible calls death an enemy - the last enemy to be destroyed.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.

Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.

If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.

Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber. He died recently, surrounded by his family.

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Expect not praise without envy until you are dead.

I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career.

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship.

If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.

He kills her in her own humor.

Man. Being mostly dead is hard on a guy.