Quotes About Death

He'd make a lovely corpse.

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.

The only completely consistent people are the dead.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

How young can you die of old age?

Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

He would make a lovely corpse.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

When a man and a woman die, as poets sung, His heart's the last part moves, her last, the tongue.

A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

Choose to look at illness and death in positive ways rather than negatively will help to give your life here on the planet deeper meaning.

Nothing except possibly love and death are of importance, & even the importance of death is somewhat ephemeral, as no one has yet faxed back a reliable report.