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Quotes About Death

Death is an awful thing. I don't believe in it myself.
~ Eugene Ormandy
Ohh, how clever," Aden said and clapped. "A death threat. You know what's funny? That's not even my first of the day.
~ Gena Showalter
British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.
~ John Oliver
How the hell do you wake up dead?
~ Kevin Hart
And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.
~ Nigella Lawson
There are three natural anaesthetics: Sleep, fainting, and death.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Hmm... Death by mini bar, how glamorous.
~ Rupert Everett
The operation was a success, but I'm afraid the doctor is dead.
~ Steve Martin
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
~ Mark Twain
Adam pressed his hand to his face. Sighed. "Right. It's just that… He died. And I'm so freaking pissed off, I swear I'd punch him in the face if he were standing right here.
~ Unknown
A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Please. If you were mostly dead in the middle of the road I'd obviously stop. And then I'd watch you die."Kate to Will
~ Elizabeth Scott, Perfect You
And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.
~ Unknown
If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die.
~ Neil deGrasse Tyson
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
~ Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
You think that killing people will make them like you more, but it doesn't, it just makes them dead.
~ Unknown
Still, the painful death of that unicorn had been satisfying to watch
~ Unknown
It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun.""Don't y
~ Unknown
...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon...
~ Unknown
Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly.
~ Joan Bauer
We're dying of boredom, Corporal, that's the problem.' [Blend] 'If boredom was fatal there wouldn't be a soldier alive on this whole world, Blend.' [Picker]
~ Unknown