Quotes About Butt

And the cure for the Flare's gonna fly out of your butt any second.

Good that. And the cure for the Flare's gonna fly out of your butt any second.

We have a dance in bounce music called 'exercising' where you just open your legs and shake your butt a little bit from side to side.

Sticking a straw up your butt won't get rid of the constipation.

Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.

What's that smell? Dude, did you just blast the butt trumpet?

Stop running, you fools! Kronos yelled. Stand and ACKK! That last part was because a panicked Hyperborean giant stumbled backwards and sat on top of him. The lord of time disappeared under a giant blue butt.

bend over freddy of prussia let the empress take aim your butt will fly to russia and your brains to sunny spain

Easy for you to say, Polly said. You've lived here all your life and stayed under the radar. No one points at you. Sometimes small children point at my butt, Aunt Rhea said. But that's just on account of all the fried chicken.

I want no part of this nonsense. This whole city is a butt that farts horror.

Size matters not. Inertia, however, is a pain in the butt." -Mander Zuma

Growing up, I was very conservative in my wardrobe, so when I first joined the Pussycat Dolls, the biggest challenge was wearing those cabaret costumes. I didn't feel comfortable showing my body so much, showing my legs and butt, chest and midriff.

I said , have you seen your butt?" "Is that a rhetorical question?" I craned my neck to take a gander at my backside. Chloe clarified, "She means you have 'boy toy' written across the back of your jeans." "Oh." I nodded. "They're Josh's." "You say that as if it explains everything.

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting.

I am going to host Thanksgiving myself and instead of a turkey I'm serving a big human butt.

A movie playing on the TV screen in front of us. Some sort of bad Tom Cruise drama. I've never liked Tom Cruise. He always reminded me of someone's creepy cousin, who smiles too big before he touches your butt and whispers something gross in your ear with hot whiskey breath.

But there was something about Diesel... it started with his name and ended with his butt.

Levi Strauss supports the anti-gun lobbyists. We wore Wrangler or Lee, but Sarah thought they made her butt look big so she wore Levi's. You had to know her to appreciate

Lightning snapped the night sky like a jock's gym towel on a dork's butt.

Her tiny butt

In the Fen, iffen they give you something special, it be a kick in your buttie.

I think I'm the only actor in the history of film who got to slap Sam Jackson on the face and butt and lived to tell about it.

The human butt is the single funniest thing in the known universe. This is undisputed.

A little uptight? Hey, man you couldn't drag a needle out of her butt with a tractor.