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Quotes About Ineptitude

Hell is a collection of individuals who are spending the bulk of their time working on a task they don't like and are not especially good at.
~ David Graeber
It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
~ George Burns
Our government has become incompetent, unresponsive, corrupt. And that incompetence, ineptitude, lack of accountability is now dangerous.
~ Carly Fiorina
I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun.
~ Daniel Tosh
Ad hoc committees can be a sign of a prescient leadership structure, proactively dealing with serious topics of concern, or they can be a sign of ineptitude at the board level, which then shove off issues to some subsidiary group to deal with, rather than facing unpleasant truths.
~ James Wofford
Most of the members are positively corrupt, and the others are really singularly incompetent.
~ Edmund Morris
Éste es mi silencio, mi falta de ganas, mi inutilidad atroz.
~ Alejandra Pizarnik
All the players looked absurdly inept, as though they were expressly drafted to be humiliated, entrepreneurs in the industry of losing.
~ Aleksandar Hemon
Corbyn is not only a liar but clueless.
~ Mike Ashley
People who know me know that I am very clumsy, always fumbling, and I talk rubbish most of the times.
~ Dimple Kapadia
Man is the inventor of stupidity.
~ Remy de Gourmont
Incompetence can be dreadfully stable.
~ Ken Follett
He was one of those men who possess almost every gift except the gift of the power to use them.
~ Charles Kingsley
You speak like a green girl,Unsifted in such perilous circumstance.
~ William Shakespeare
We have done but greenly,In hugger-mugger to inter him.
~ William Shakespeare
Truth be told, these fuckers don't know their elbows from their assholes.
~ Willie Nelson
She had never been a proficient flirt. Her spasms of kittenish behaviour were graceless and inept, like normal conversation on roller skates. but the combination of the retsina and sun made Emma feel sentimental and light-headed. She reached for her roller skates.
~ David Nicholls
We didn't do any of it on purpose. We're just … not very good at things.
~ David Wong
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.
~ Dean Koontz
You will find that [the] State [Department] is the kind of organisation which, though it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
~ John Kenneth Galbraith
Thus, while Shackleton was undeniably out of place, even inept, in a great many everyday situations
~ Alfred Lansing
I cannot do business. I cannot sit and say, 'How are you, the weather's great, how's your golf?' I'm like a bull in a china shop.
~ Cilla Black
Ineptitude and negligence directed British policies in India more than any cynical desire to divide and rule, but the British were not above exploiting rivalries.
~ Pankaj Mishra
You know you're a fool when what you're doing makes even the post office seem efficient.
~ Joshua Cohen