Quotes About Ineptitude

Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling.

The problem was that unimaginably stupid had become a job requirement in Washington.

Government is inherently incompetent, and no matter what task it is assigned, it will do it in the most expensive and inefficient way possible.

The public schools I attended were dominated by athletics and rarely inspiring intellectually, but I enjoyed a small circle of interesting friends despite my ineptitude at team sports and my preference for reading.

Although he is a very poor fielder, he is a very poor hitter.

As if all that weren't enough, factor in the whole tedious millenial saga of female virtue, modesty, shame, repression, male ineptitude...in short, a cruel combo of anatomical inheritance and sexual inhibition for the gal set; a nature-culture one-two punch, right to the female pleasure principle.

It was as unsatisfying as a handjob from someone wearing an oven mitt.

You make as good a fisherman as a goat's arse makes a trumpet.

Quayle was George Bush 2.0, sharing not just the original model's privileged upbringing but also his hapless steel-cage match with the English language

I can't fix stupid and I can't fix lazy.

Where incompetence is prized, it is ever-present.

The incompetent leading the unwilling to do the unnecessary

He had long been outside of the world of simple desires and their fulfillments, and he was inept and uncertain.

She was too stupid to pull off something like that. "You're

This world is always fed up with politicians.

Doing a me-too business, because it's you - the only person who cares about that is you. The market doesn't care if it's you. The market is pretty much being served. You better have something that the world doesn't have, because even then, you might screw it up through your own ineptitude and inexperience.

The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.

I am inheriting a country which has been badly ravaged by years of misrule and ineptitude. There has been a wide disconnect between the people and the government.

You're worse than evil. You're inefficient.

diddly-squat out of you tonight.

All other areas of my life, I'm hopeless. I can't even be certain how to boil an egg.

Violence is a confession of terrible incompetence.

He wouldn't know how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.

Prejudice and incompetence go a long way toward explaining social dysfunction in the United States.