Quotes About Infidelity

And he don't know...that I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...Maybe, next time he'll think before he cheats.

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

Division has done more to hide Christ from the view of all men than all the infidelity that has ever been spoken.

When would he realize that it wasn't his infidelity I couldn't bear, but his cowardice?

Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that's called karma.

When I was working on 'Drown' - this was way back in the mid-'90s - I had this idea that I wanted to do another collected stories. I wanted to do another book like 'Drown' that focused specifically on infidelity.

People say a wife is always one-up because she has the man. I say the 'other woman' is ten-up because the man wants her in spite of having a wife.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Bad marriages don't cause infidelity; infidelity causes bad marriages.

The prerequisite for a good marriage ... is the license to be unfaithful.

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.

I was very happy in both my marriages. I was unfaithful and so were they, just like any other normal couple.

Adultery ... could be as banal as marriage.

As we all know from witnessing the consuming jealousy of husbands who are never faithful, people do not confine themselves to the emotions to which they are entitled.

The alcoholism got me and I ruined my first marriage with drinking and the lying and the deceit and infidelity, and all of that. The whole bloody thing.

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.

I think a man can have two, maybe three, affairs while he is married. But three is the absolute maximum. After that, you're cheating.

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying.

Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand? I'm going out to find my woman, caught her messing around with another man.

The American dream was not supposed to look like this, and when men went off the war, too often other men came in the night to the bedroom at the back of the long, narrow trailers. In fact, I had lived there and had gone off to war, and someone took of my place in the bed and took of my young wife. But that was few wars ago, and so much has happened since , that the only lingering bitterness left is that the bastard also took my dog.

Amar é ser fiel a quem nos trai.

MySpace is my wife... Facebook is my mistress.

Drowned, dead, duplicitous slut!