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Quotes About Idiots

We had come here to have a break from thoughts and the hard work that came with the constant interaction with idiots. Or at least people we considered idiots because they were not mind readers and we had to, patiently, use polite words to explain things that we were thinking when really inside we were fighting the urge to take their heads in our hands and softly and repeatedly thud their foreheads off the wall.
~ Cecelia Ahern
Where may one breathe?" demands one Continental Macaroni, in a yellow waistcoat, "— in New-York, Taverns have rooms where Smoke is prohibited." "Tho' clearly," replies the itinerant Stove-Salesman Mr. Whitpot, drawing vigorously at his Pipe, "what's needed is a No-Idiots Area.
~ Thomas Pynchon
Even idiots sometimes have a way with words. And some words have sharp tongues.
~ Cameron Dokey
The war's not over yet,' Jordache said. 'There's still a lot of idiots waiting that have to be killed.
~ Irwin Shaw
A couple of weeks ago I received a phone call form a young woman who inquired as to how she might obtain a copy of In Memory Yet Green (the first volume of my autobiography)... There seemed no point in suggesting that she haunt the second bookstores because no one but an idiot ever abandons one of my books after it has come in his possession, and there are few idiots who know enough to buy one of my books in the first place.
~ Isaac Asimov
You see idiots on the net but on TV you can't really find them.
~ Bob Mortimer
Your heart is so precious to be mistreated by idiots in this world, to deserve better
~ Sami Abouzid
Boy, did she love those idiots.
~ Emory R. Frie, Neverland
Under the right market structure, a collection of idiots produces a well-functioning market.
~ Nassim Nicholas Taleb
We're exploring the possibility of building a wall to stem the exodus. Don't be ridiculous, Goddard said. Only idiots build walls.
~ Neal Shusterman
We're exploring the possibility of building a wall to stem the exodus." "Don't be ridiculous," Goddard said. "Only idiots build walls.
~ Neal Shusterman
Idiots. The scythedom was cursed with idiots. They might have been blessed with wisdom, but common sense was a trait sorely lacking among them.
~ Neal Shusterman
shock, shock, lord, lord, the factories. the wasted days, the days without meaning, the days of bosses and idiots, and the slow and brutal clock.
~ Charles Bukowski
before the hardcore idiots began cooking up bombs and declaring war on the System, a System that had ultimately gotten tired of their posturing and rolled over in its sleep, obliterating them.
~ Charles Stross
Bogons?" "Hypothetical particles of cluelessness. Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting the machinery work again. Hacker folklore
~ Charles Stross
Los idiotas emiten bogones que hacen que las máquinas se estropeen en su presencia. Los administradores de sistema absorben los bogones, lo que permite que las máquinas vuelvan a funcionar.
~ Charles Stross
Bogons?" "Hypothetical particles of cluelessness. Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting the machinery work again.
~ Charles Stross
You can't socialise without being faceless idiots. More people have Facebook friends than actual friends these days.
~ Roman Reigns
If you talked to the landsmen face to face they seemed capable of reason, but put them in charge of things, of objects and language and sounds and they became idiots.
~ Kit Whitfield
God grant me the courage to date the men who aren't idiots. The serenity to accept the fact that many men are idiots. And the wisdom to know the difference
~ Kristan Higgins
Reparations," said Jem very suddenly, setting down the pen he was holding. Will looked at him in puzzlement. "Is this a game? We just blurt out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case mine is 'genuphobia'. It means an unreasonable fear of knees." "What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?" inquired Jessamine.
~ Cassandra Clare
Beauty makes idiots sad and wise men merry.
~ George Jean Nathan
Os maiores idiotas são por vezes mais espertos do que os homens que deles se riem
~ George R.R. Martin
I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.
~ Neil Cavuto