Quotes About Idiots

The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.

Y'know, it's not that we need equality. Because everyone's already equal, it's just that a ton of idiots lost the memo. Indeed, everyone just needs to be TREATED like the equal they already are.

All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.

Women are fickle, you know. And men are idiots.

You have to eliminate the low-hanging targets first, on the off chance you were dealing with morons.

For a lot of actors, our biggest fear is that we're going to start talking about things we don't fully understand and sound like idiots.

Smile at the bi... that brings you down, laugh at the haters that are jealous, point a middle finger at the idiots who think they're better..

The world is full of idiots that is the best way to explain intelligence.

If we tried to write about politics, you'd realize that we're all a bunch of idiots.

World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares one!

In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made school boards.

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards

Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. (Hobbes): Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?

There are a lot of idiots in your species. Lots and lots. You are not one of them. Hold your ground.

Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.

From the naturalistic point of view, all men are equal. There are only two exceptions to this rule of naturalistic equality: geniuses and idiots.

The truth is Canada is a cloud-cuckoo-land, an insufferably rich country governed by idiots, its self-made problems offering comic relief to the ills of the real world out there, where famine and racial strife and vandals in office are the unhappy rule.

But the people did get it. They had lost something -- not exactly their fear, but their patience. Suddenly it seemed unbearable to go on accepting these systems, these portly little idiots in their blue suits, for another year, and then for another day, another hour. That special sort of impatience is the power-surge of revolution.

We reactionaries provide idiots the pleasure of feeling like daring avant-garde thinkers.

most people are truly idiots, and that it is human stupidity that is ultimately responsible for introducing sadness into the world.

The first thing I learned at school was that some people are idiots; the second thing I learned was that some are even worse.

Any intelligent person knows that life is a beautiful thing and that the purpose of life is to be happy," said my father as he watched the three beauties. "But it seems only idiots are ever happy. How can we explain this?